19 plate audi a3 diesel. No rear wash wipe , no interior light and instrumentation at low illumination.. Any ideas ?

Hello - whoever-? 

It has been rightly pointed out that we are friendly (and helpful) group on here, and I fully agree that we can be, and indeed usually are.

My current personal approach is that I have decided I will not respond to any poster/post where the first-time-poster cannot be bothered/objects to, taking a small amount of their time to even complete their profile, before asking good folks on here to help them - especially when that plea comes without the courtesy of a please or thank you. 
Kind regards,

Gareth. 

Well said Gareth.

For many months I have not responded to questions that are written in what I call "text speak". Sentences without a scrap of punctuation and little or no grammar. Anything in fact that requires me to decypher it into English. If the questioner cannot be bothered to write a comprehensible query, why should I make the effort to assist?

 

Oh dear ....  I do respond with a much appreciated thankyou once I receive a point in the right direction but shall move on and delete the Forum Membership. Thanks for your help....