Welcome Ryan,
No it isn’t a joke at all. If you read the numerous posts on here about cambelts, you will see that VAG’s recommendation for cambelt changes has been extended to remove the time limit (previously 5 years).
The full story will be revealed when you read the threads.
Under the old recommendation, your car would have needed a cambelt change in 2024 ( which I guess you didn’t do??).
When you read the relevant posts, you will realise that you are coming off lightly, in sofaras they are paying for the water pump and in effect the labour to renew the cambelt, and it’s understandable they would otherwise just refit the old belt and assembly in line with the new (ish) recommendation
Hope this clarified.
Regards,
Gareth. .